Apparently Kylie Jenner isn’t a billionaire and doesn’t care about being one

For almost two years, Kylie Jenner has been lauded and excoriated for her status as one of the world’s youngest billionaires. But that status took a sharp turn into Kylie Jenner fake billionaire territory today, after celebrity net worth and gossip machine Forbes revoked Kylie’s cash cred in a scathing exposé. Read on for the details — along with Kylie’s lengthy responses, in which she claims to have more important things on her mind (and actually might).

LINKS Derrick Chauvin arrested, Obama responds, Celebrity reactions…

JEZEBELFormer Minneapolis police officer Derrick Chauvin has been arrested and charged with third-degree murder and manslaughter after Chauvin murdered George Floyd by kneeling on Floyd’s neck for nine minutes. The three other officers associated with Floyd’s murder have yet to be charged

VOXPresident Barack Obama issued a statement in the wake of Floyd’s murder and the three days of growing nationwide protests, reminding the country that “for millions of Americans, being treated differently on account of race is tragically, painfully, maddeningly, ‘normal'” and calling on those Americans — police officers among them — to create the “new normal” of equal treatment

LAINEY GOSSIPJulia Roberts is using her social media pull and her facemasks — photographed daily by eager paparazzi when Roberts emerges from her home to take a walk — to call attention to George Floyd’s murder and the Black Lives Matter movement in general

CELEBITCHYIn sharp left turn news, Scott Disick and Sofia Richie, who lasted longer as a couple than probably anyone in the world expected, are officially over. It looks like Sofia “got fed up” with Scott after he went “back to his old ways”; the lingering presence of Kourtney Kardashian is said to have been a factor as well

DLISTEDKhloe Kardashian half-joked, half-clapped back on a fan who asked her what the deal is with her constantly & drastically changing appearance by crediting it to “My weekly face transplant”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPCounting On Stars Jinger & Jeremy Vuolo Are Expecting Their Second Child After Suffering Miscarriage”

THE BLASTJulianne Hough and Brooks Laich’s marriage lasted a smidge longer than Scott Disick and Sofia Richie’s entire relationship — the couple announced they’re splitting up just shy of their third wedding anniversary

REALITY TEAAccording to Ramona Singer, who has been a “surprise…voice of reason” during the current season of Real Housewives of New York, her co-star Dorinda Medley could really use some anger management classes

GO FUG YOURSELFBehold — a glamorous throwback photo of Diana Dors at the Venice Film Festival in a mink bikini, along with one of the more entertaining speed biographies of Diana Dors that you’re likely to ever come across

PAJIBA“‘Honest Trailers’ Destroys Friends, With Love”

Lexus Scheller is returning to TLC Unexpected, according to Shayden

It was beginning to look like the next season of TLC’s extremely popular teen pregnancy reality series Unexpected would not have many familiar faces with reports that Season 3 moms McKayla, Chloe, and Rilah would not be returning. That left Hailey Tomlinson (but not Hailey 2) and Tyra Boisseau as the only Unexpected Season 3 moms potentially returning. However, former Unexpected dad Shayden Massey has just revealed that there may be another familiar face next season as he claims his ex Lexus Scheller is coming back!

Geoffrey Paschel’s girlfriend Mary Wallace arrested for domestic violence in 2013 EXCLUSIVE

On 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, controversial star Geoffrey Paschel is currently caught up in a love triangle with his Russian girlfriend Varya and his good friend Mary from Tennessee. After Varya rejected Geoffrey’s marriage proposal, he returned to the United States and decided to try to pursue a relationship with Mary. The two have a friendship history together, they live close to each other, and they also have something relatively unique in common: being arrested for domestic violence!

90 DAY FIANCE Why are Tarik and Dean feuding? Why aren’t they on Pillow Talk?

TLC has yet another successful 90 Day Fiance spin-off with their series Pillow Talk, and one of the favorite cast duos offering up commentary were brothers Tarik Myers and Dean Hashim. The comedic siblings got into a heated public feud late last year and vanished from the show without an explanation. Dean’s recent appearance on 90 Day Fiance: Self-Quarantined seemed to reignite the siblings rivalry, and Sunday night Tarik finally revealed the real reason they left Pillow Talk! Read Tarik’s post and get a brief recap of Tarik and Dean’s feuding over the past six months.

TEEN MOM Lexi Tatman is now a certified nail tech!

Congratulations to former Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant mom Lexi Tatman as she announces she officially completed her nail tech certification! The accomplishment comes after a couple of crazy years for Lexi that included being booted from the show, finding out that her funeral director mentor was at the center of an F.B.I. organ and tissue harvesting investigation, and welcoming her second child with boyfriend Kyler Lopez. Keep reading to get all caught up on the life of Lexi!

TLC sMOTHERED spoilers: Did Angelica marry Jason? Did he divorce his wife Viviana?

TLC’s sMothered is back for a second season, and viewers will get to pick up where they left off with the awkward love triangle consisting of Jason, Angelica, and Angelica’s mom Sunhe. Last season Jason finally gave Angelica a diamond ring after dating for years, but it wasn’t an official proposal due to one small hang up: he was still married. So, has he finally filed for divorce? Did it go through? Did he and Angelica get married?! Keep reading to find out!

sMothered Mary’s daughter Brittani had gastric sleeve weight loss surgery at 18

On the eyebrow-raising preview trailer for the second season of TLC’s sMothered reality series, viewers get to see mother/daughter duo Mary and Brittani taking one of their almost-daily showers together — a practice Mary says they have been taking part in since Brittani was a young child. You would think that letting yourself be filmed taking a shower for a nationally televised reality show would require a great deal of self confidence, but that isn’t the case for 20-year-old Brittani. She has always been very self-conscious about her weight issues that have plagued her since a very young age. The issues had such a negative impact on her life, that she elected to have gastric sleeve weight loss surgery as soon as she turned 18.